All true, by the way... by HijackedTheTARDIS, literature
Literature
All true, by the way...
In Soviet Russia, Stephen Fry makes up lame facts about YOU.
Stephen Fry knows the sound of one hand clapping.
Stephen Fry expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Only Stephen Fry can divide by 0.
Stephen Fry can find the square route of the colour Yellow.
Stephen Fry counted to infinity...twice.
Stephen Fry knows how much wood a wood chuck would chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood.
Stephen Fry knows how many licks it takes to get to the centre of a tootsie roll-pop.
Crop Circles are just Stephen Fry's way of telling the world that sometimes grass just needs a lie down...
When Stephen Fry jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet; the wate
GINGER SHOWNDOWN RANDOM SHIT by HijackedTheTARDIS, literature
Literature
GINGER SHOWNDOWN RANDOM SHIT
OKAAAAAY, You know this Ginger showdowns I was doing with ~RubySol (https://www.deviantart.com/rubysol)? No? Well...we did them. ANYWAYS...She commented on this one: http://fav.me/d3cqwjb: And I replied and we sort of...wrote out an ongoing script-type-thing, and this has been going on fo like WEEKS now, no joke!! I', gonna keep updating this, whenever there's a new comment, WHICH WILL BE OFTEN. So keep checking(BTW THERE'S A THINGY INBETWEEN WHAT SHE SAID AND WHAT I SAID SO YOU KNOW WHO SAID WHAT AND...BLAH)!!
(#=ME)
(~=RUBY)
~~~~~~~~~~
YEAH!!! I LOVIES ROEN-KUN IN YOW STYLE BABE! PARDON MON FRANCAIS BUT THAT IS EPIC!! Plus Tall looks so bad
Random scens from 'Asian Rage' by HijackedTheTARDIS, literature
Literature
Random scens from 'Asian Rage'
OK, Asian Rage is some wierd dream I had about a school for superheroes that, for some reason, was run by the Slender Man.
*In the "Animal sidekicks" class. Slendy walks up to Anarkidd*
~Anarkidd: I got him to do stuff! *Anarkidd guides his pet spider to the top of the stares, where it then drops onto a ceiling fan and retrieves a gold key*
~Slendy: Very good, top marks for you! *He walks up to Oddball*
~Oddball: Hey, Xichao! Look at this! *He summons a horde of butterflies which encircle Xichao, who then has a sneezing fit*
~Asian Rage: I'M ALLERGIC TO POLLEN, YOU TWAT!!
~Oddball: Oops...
~Slendy: Although the end result was...less th
All true, by the way... by HijackedTheTARDIS, literature
Literature
All true, by the way...
In Soviet Russia, Stephen Fry makes up lame facts about YOU.
Stephen Fry knows the sound of one hand clapping.
Stephen Fry expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Only Stephen Fry can divide by 0.
Stephen Fry can find the square route of the colour Yellow.
Stephen Fry counted to infinity...twice.
Stephen Fry knows how much wood a wood chuck would chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood.
Stephen Fry knows how many licks it takes to get to the centre of a tootsie roll-pop.
Crop Circles are just Stephen Fry's way of telling the world that sometimes grass just needs a lie down...
When Stephen Fry jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet; the wate
GINGER SHOWNDOWN RANDOM SHIT by HijackedTheTARDIS, literature
Literature
GINGER SHOWNDOWN RANDOM SHIT
OKAAAAAY, You know this Ginger showdowns I was doing with ~RubySol (https://www.deviantart.com/rubysol)? No? Well...we did them. ANYWAYS...She commented on this one: http://fav.me/d3cqwjb: And I replied and we sort of...wrote out an ongoing script-type-thing, and this has been going on fo like WEEKS now, no joke!! I', gonna keep updating this, whenever there's a new comment, WHICH WILL BE OFTEN. So keep checking(BTW THERE'S A THINGY INBETWEEN WHAT SHE SAID AND WHAT I SAID SO YOU KNOW WHO SAID WHAT AND...BLAH)!!
(#=ME)
(~=RUBY)
~~~~~~~~~~
YEAH!!! I LOVIES ROEN-KUN IN YOW STYLE BABE! PARDON MON FRANCAIS BUT THAT IS EPIC!! Plus Tall looks so bad
Random scens from 'Asian Rage' by HijackedTheTARDIS, literature
Literature
Random scens from 'Asian Rage'
OK, Asian Rage is some wierd dream I had about a school for superheroes that, for some reason, was run by the Slender Man.
*In the "Animal sidekicks" class. Slendy walks up to Anarkidd*
~Anarkidd: I got him to do stuff! *Anarkidd guides his pet spider to the top of the stares, where it then drops onto a ceiling fan and retrieves a gold key*
~Slendy: Very good, top marks for you! *He walks up to Oddball*
~Oddball: Hey, Xichao! Look at this! *He summons a horde of butterflies which encircle Xichao, who then has a sneezing fit*
~Asian Rage: I'M ALLERGIC TO POLLEN, YOU TWAT!!
~Oddball: Oops...
~Slendy: Although the end result was...less th
Yes, I am a teenage girl by NinjaSkillz99, literature
Literature
Yes, I am a teenage girl
Yes, I am a teenage girl
No, I don't squeal over One Direction
No, I don't wear mini skirts
No, I don't curl my hair everyday
No, I don't need my phone 24/7
Yes, I am a teenage girl
Yes, I prefer Edward Scissorhands over Edward Cullen
Yes, I like violent video games
Yes, I like action movies
Yes, I listen to Rock
Yes, I am a teenage girl
No, I don't draw hearts all over my homework
No, I don't spend 20 minutes trying to make myself resemble a porcelain doll
No, I'm not afraid to cry
No, I don't party every weekend
Yes, I am a teenage girl
Yes, I hate reality shows
Yes, my hair is short and messy
Yes, I'd rather walk in the woods
Yes, I a
YOU WATCH ME, AND I'LL HAPPILY WATCH YOU!! BUT I WILL NOT HUG YOU. I DO NOT HUG PEOPLE. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I HUG PEOPLE. I OWN ALL. ESPECIALLY FRE3KZ. THEY ARE MINE. YOU MAY HAVE A FAVOURITE. THEN EAT YOUR OWN FACE. IT'S QUITE NICE WITH SALT. LOTS OF SALT. SALT. GUESS WHO CAME 7TH IN GOOGLE'S SEXIEST WOMEN: THESE ARE ALSO QUITE USEFUL: And I ALWAYS return these:
Favourite Visual Artist
Vincent Van Gogh
Favourite Movies
"I, Robot", Shawshank redemption, The life of Brian
Favourite TV Shows
Family guy, Mock the week, BBC Comedy
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
My Band, Nine Inch Nails, Tenatious D, Gorillaz, Led Zeppelin
Favourite Books
The Book Thief, The year of the Flood
Favourite Writers
Margaret Atwood, Alissa Szreter - Kelly, Vishvantara Lewis
Nice legs, Daisy Dukes, make a man go YOU CALL THAT WEARING SHORT SHORTS MAGGOT I AM DISGUSTED BY THIS DISGRACE TO AMERICA LET A REAL AMERICAN SHOW YOU HOW IT IS DONE, MAGGOTS! YOU WILL WATCH AND YOU WILL LEARN AND YOU WILL MAKE YOUR COUNTRY PROUD BY MAKING THE MEN GO woo-woo.
Yea I came up with an new master plan that doesn't involve deleting my account, because I forgot my email :P besides, I'm just gonna wipe all traces that my characters ever existed. I have...PLANS...for them.
Don't worry, it's all part of my master plan! >:D
I WILL RETURN UNDER NEW ALIAS...AND START A NEW LIFE...AND SHIT
But seriously, if you have any idea, clue, even a hint as to who I am, get rid of those ideas right now or it won't work.
hey! I was looking at some old drawings and i saw one i drew for you so I came to check up on your profile! owo I'm not sure if you're on DA anymore, but I hope you're alright! <3
Everything's ok, don't worry XD I've kind of drifted away from DA I'm afraid, but I come back every once in a while just to look for fanart and stuff. How are you doing? Haven't talked in ages