All true, by the way...

In Soviet Russia, Stephen Fry makes up lame facts about YOU.

Stephen Fry knows the sound of one hand clapping.

Stephen Fry expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Only Stephen Fry can divide by 0.

Stephen Fry can find the square route of the colour Yellow.

Stephen Fry counted to infinity...twice.

Stephen Fry knows how much wood a wood chuck would chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood.

Stephen Fry knows how many licks it takes to get to the centre of a tootsie roll-pop.

Crop Circles are just Stephen Fry's way of telling the world that sometimes grass just needs a lie down...

When Stephen Fry jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet; the water gets Fried!

When Stephen Fry reads a bedtime story, you sleep forever.

Stephen Fry never learns. He knows.

Stephen Fry cheated in an English test...with a calculator.

For Stephen Fry, there is always room at the Inn.

Jesus walked on water, but Stephen Fry invented the boat.

Stephen Fry can watch "60 minutes" in 20 seconds.

Stephen Fry finished an everlasting gobstopper.